These rhymes are all standard at Pen15 Club meetings. You should “bone” up on these before entering a Pen15 Club Lodge. These rhymes are not just shenanigans they are a social commentary and speak volumes about the state of the world as it was, as it is, and what it will become. Such wisdom should not be taken lightly.
Poof! Be gone! Your breath is really strong!
Wait, come back! I think I found a tic-tac!
I’m not tryin’ to be mean but you need some listerine
Not a drop, not a swallow, but the whole darn bottle!
Mama mia, Papa pia
Baby has the diarrhea
Mama said it wouldn’t hurt
‘Til baby had it for dessert!
Milk milk lemonade
‘Round the corner fudge is made
Put your finger in the hole
Now you have a Tootsie Roll.
Milk milk lemonade
‘Round the corner fudge is made
Press the button, pull the chain
Down goes chocolate choo-choo train
Milk milk lemonade
‘Round the corner fudge is made
In the bathroom pull the chain
Down goes chocolate choo choo train.
When I die, bury me
Hang my balls in a cherry tree
If the judge says they smell
Tell the judge to go to hell
When you’re going down the slide
And your balls hit the side
That’s a rupture, a rupture
When you’re going down the hall
And your balls hit the wall
That’s a rupture, a rupture
When you’re going down the street
And someone kicks you in the meat
That’s a rupture, a rupture
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