Remember the diarrhea songs from grade school? You may not have known it but Nicolaus Capernicus developed these rhymes while observing celestial bodies in the 1500’s. Originally meant to be published with his book On the Revelations of celestial Spheres in 1543 the portion containing his affiliation with the Pen15 Club was removed by Pope Paul III after Capernicus navigated his way to the big Pen15 Club meeting in the sky that same year.
Pen15 Constellation
Diarrhea Song
When your running down the hall
and you feel something fall…
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your sitting in a Chevy
and you feel something heavy…
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re running down the hall
And you feel something fall…
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sitting in a bush
And you feel something squash…
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst…
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo…
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea.
Diarrhea Action!
When you’re sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd…
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam…
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea.
You’re getting in a state
cos’ you’ve left it very late…
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea.
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun…
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea.
It runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg…
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea.
It’s not very funny
but it’s very hot and runny…
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea.
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