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A Massive attack is currently raging, senior Pen15 club officials are currently working hard-on bringing everyone up to date.  Mormon fundamentalists fired a P.E.D.O (Pen15 Eradication Device-Optimized) paired with T.I.T.S. (Terrestrial Inverted Tracking System) at the Pen15 headquarters in Phallusburg Florida.  Damage was sever, numerous PEN15 personnel were lost or severely lacerated by (P.E.D.O) shrapnel.  This attack destroyed key electronic network assets, but rest assured we will not allow this to happen again. 

Fear not, our newest weapon nears completion and once unleashed will stop Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon hoard who lives on much like a highlander.